The beaver

One day, Little Suzy goes swimming in the lake with her grandmother. After they get out they go to shower.

"Grandma" Little Suzy asks, pointing between her grandmother's legs. "What's that?"

"Oh," her grandmother replies. "That's my beaver, dear."

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The next day Little Suzy goes swimming with her mother, and they go showering afterwards too. "Mommy, is that your beaver?" asks the girl.

"Er, yes it is, Suzy. Where did you learn that?" her mother answers.

"From Grandma. But I think hers is dead because its tongue was sticking out."

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* Love the site. But can it have new categories? Humor, Links, Discussions?
Posted in Stories
by joker.kingkill33
2011-02-12

Comments

LOL!!! That's awesome. Yes, very many new features to come in the future!

brokenreality - 2011-02-12

hahaha. nice.

TabulaRasa - 2011-02-16

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